A better coffee maker

My cell phone is a single device that can do everything. For some reason, however, the simple task of drinking coffee requires dozens of devices... One to grind, one to measure, one to filter, one to brew, one to drink out of, one to stir and so forth. I want to design a single device that grinds, french-presses, heats, manufactures pure water from ambient air molecules, self-cleans, and is a thermos. And has a sensor that measures my blood's caffeine level through my skin when I pick it up so it knows when to get busy without me telling it.